CM Punk Broke the Internet.

CM Punk

As UFC 203 drew to a close, it was difficult to take my mind off the cataclysmic failure in which Phil Brooks had just endured.

For those wondering who Phil Brooks is, he’s known by most as CM Punk, a former professional wrestling champion and self proclaimed “Cult of Personality”.

The reason I call him by his real name, rather than his stage name, is to differentiate his past from his present. Nothing in his past could have prepared him for the stark realization that, when it comes to mixed martial arts, you’re either born with it or you’re the other 99.9% of the world.

Brooks got battered. There’s no debate about that. The bout lasted two and a half minutes and there wasn’t a second in the fight when he wasn’t being dominated.

BATTERED: Phil Brooks being pummelled by welterweight prospect Mickey Gall.
BATTERED: Phil Brooks being pummelled by welterweight prospect Mickey Gall.

It was hard to watch at times. Just seconds in, it was abundantly clear that this experiment wasn’t going to have a happy ending for the Chicago native. And although the fight proved brutal, it also proved necessary.

This fight, along with other examples (James Toney VS Randy Couture & Jose Canseco Vs Hong Man Choi immediately spring to mind) are reminders to the general public that, although the term “mixed martial arts” has the word “art” in it, there’s nothing artistic about being punched in the face.

MMA is savage. On the same card, viewers witnessed a man’s finger becoming so badly dislocated that, when the footage is paused, you can clearly see a bone sticking out. Viewers also witnessed Alistair Overeem, a man with over 15 years of MMA experience, being unapologetically knocked unconscious. This isn’t a game folks.

The Phil Brooks experiment, if nothing else, provoked opinions. On one side, many admired the man for chasing his goals and following his dreams. On the other, many seen his move into professional fighting as cocky, arrogant and ignorant. He’s always been considered a controversial character and his move into MMA was cut from the same cloth.

Brooks said, “In life, you go big or you go home” after the fight. It was an admirable act of courage to step into the octagon and the man deserves respect for that alone. But there’s nothing more humbling in life than a punch to the face. And unfortunately for Brooks, he learned that the hard way on several occasions.

His Rocky story didn’t have a happy ending. His face and ego were left battered and bruised. And his reputation? Well, he’s always been known as an entertainer and his journey has certainly entertained fans and spectators alike. So, credit to him.

It’s not clear if we’ll see Phil Brooks back in the octagon. But if we do, I hope it’s to promote a Wrestlemania, rather than to venture into a world that rewards the few and condemns pretenders through violence.

His record reads zero wins, one loss. And with his 38th Birthday fast approaching, I just can’t see that improving anytime soon.

Gary Neville: Lost in Translation?

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The news that Gary Neville had been sacked as manager of Valencia has not come as a shock to many. His disastrous run saw only 10 wins in 28 games, with the former Manchester United captain actually losing more games than he had won. Valencia’s league performance was especially worrying, with Neville only winning 3 of his 16 games in La Liga.

The statistics surrounding his managerial tenure are for dire reading. But, like most sports, although results are what go on to define you, they really don’t tell the full story.

Valencia is a club in turmoil and has been for many years. They’ve not came close to winning a trophy since winning the Copa Del Rey in 2008 (that’s 2907 days for all you statisticians). They’ve also had 7 managers in the last 4 years and seem reluctant to give any of these managers the time or space to set a footballing philosophy. Managers simply don’t have the time to turn it around, and when you consider the fact they’ve not won silverware in such a long time, it begs the question; Why?

Gary Neville was always subject to an uphill battle. The nationalistic Spanish press was all over him from day one, with him eventually saying, “I said before I came that I would be judged in five months. I have been judged in six weeks”.

He often seemed shaken at press conferences, often looking unsure of himself when he was fielded questions in Spanish. When he gave his answers in English, which subsequently had to be translated to Spanish for the Spanish Press and fans to understand, the moment was gone. His passionate answers seemed to lose their effectiveness. “I’ve only ever been one way in football and that’s to win every match”, he claimed in his first interview as Valencia Manager. Many were cynical from the beginning.

Maybe it was a case of the job being “too much, too soon” for Neville to cope with. He perhaps could have come better equipped for the job. As previously mentioned, his lack of experience with the Spanish language (or Spanish football for that matter) meant he would have problems. He couldn’t take team talks or even communicate effectively with his predominantly Spanish team due to the language barrier. Instead he relied on translators and pre-prepared liaison to get his messages across. Perhaps his words of wisdom lost their magic.

His team tactics were often subject to both experimentation and injuries. With a manager coming in halfway through a footballing season, it is expected he has a concrete idea of how the team are going to play and line out. This didn’t seem to be the case, as Neville opted to experiment with five different formations in his first eight league games, trying out 4-3-3, 5-3-2, 4-4-2, 4-1-4-1 and 4-2-3-1. Injuries to Diego Alves, Enzo Perez, Jose Gaya and Sofiane Feghouli also didn’t help team performances.

And with faltering team performances came the impending passionate response from Neville. But this response ended up being his eventual undoing.

His downfall came from his own words. His own beliefs. He set himself up for scrutiny by basing his employment on the ideal that he’d turn it around, and turn it around quickly. He wasn’t shy about telling the fans of his plans to make the club great again. His claims of immediate success unfortunately didn’t happen, and the cool, calm and collected Neville was made to look foolish with his words of optimism.

Fan support wavered. Once believers in Neville, they began boo’ing the Englishman venomously. They didn’t see the product Neville had professed about. They didn’t care for his passion. All they had seen was their football club in crisis mode, losing games to lesser opposition on a consistent basis. And with club legends such as Santiago Cañizares and Gaizka Mendieta openly condemning Neville, it was only a matter of time before he was shown the door.

When taking the Valencia job, he claimed. “If I’d have turned down this job, I could have said goodbye to credibility in football because it’s a massive club”. This quote in itself describes Neville; A fierce competitor with huge wells of confidence. He believed this was his chance to shine.

His final game, a lacklustre 2-0 defeat at home to Celta Vigo was the final nail in the coffin. His team looked uninspired. He looked lost. And the fans, with their white handkerchiefs at the ready, boo’d Neville out of the Mestalla Stadium.

The real sadness from this story is the “what could have been” factor of the sacked football manager. Managers are often in and out of a job before anyone can even process what’s going on. It’s a fickle sport, with fickle fans and fickle businessmen. Realistically, four months is not nearly enough time to prove your worth in any line of work. Neville may feel hard done by, but in the long run, if Valencia don’t drastically transform their entire club, it may prove to be the luckiest break he’s ever had.

Conor McGregor: The Uncrowned UFC King?

The takeover is complete; on the 9th October 2014, history was made as a huge banner displaying an image of UFC Featherweight contender and Irish patron Conor McGregor was displayed on Dublin’s famed “O’Connell Street”.

NOTORIOUS: (Left to Right) Aisling Daly, Paddy Holohan, Cathal Pendred and Conor McGregor posing in front of banner displaying image of Conor McGregor seen on O"Connell Street.
Left to Right: Aisling Daly, Paddy Holohan, Cathal Pendred and Conor McGregor posing in front of banner displaying image of Conor McGregor on O’Connell Street.

The significance of this event is staggering. London is known for Soho. New York is known for Fifth Avenue. Dublin is known for O’Connell Street. And yet most people still consider mixed martial arts a largely underground sport. In Ireland however, the reach of the UFC has came leaps and bounds as a result of one man and one man only; “The Notorious” Conor McGregor. RTE channel “3e” has become the official Irish platform for Conor’s most recent UFC fights, much to the delight of Irish fight fans that get to view these events for free. Furthermore, the UFC is delighted to keep the freebies coming, with McGregor and the UFC signing a deal to broadcast his next fight on 3e (free of charge, of course). TV3 Group Head of Sport Kieran Holden commented on this, saying “(McGregor’s last fight) reached a massive 600,000 viewers, proving how quickly Mixed Martial Arts has grown in Ireland. Conor McGregor has quickly become one of the biggest names in Irish sport and we are thrilled to be able to show his next fight to the free-to-air viewers in Ireland.”

And yet, there’s a level of mystique and allure to the attraction that is, Conor McGregor. How did this happen? How did McGregor single handedly galvanise an entire country into viewing a sport favourably? And furthermore, how did McGregor provoke pre-existing UFC fans into “believing the hype” and following the fighter so relentlessly? For a start, there’s no question that the guys got talent, and his accolades speak for themselves. He was crowned an Irish amateur boxing champion at a young age, and was Cage Warriors first and only two-division champion. Partner that with the fact that he’s got a 16-2 MMA record, with 14 of his wins coming by way of knockout. It’s worth noting that his 2 loses came quite early in his career, and he’s evidentially improved dramatically since then.

But to suggest his talent for fighting is the only reason behind his native nation’s interest in the fighter (and the sport) would be ridiculous. McGregor is blessed with what’s known by many as “the gift of the gab”. His speeches are incredible. He hypes fights with a passion like no other. His poetic linguistics often hypnotises viewers into watching his fights. To summarise, he creates interest through what he says and how he says it. And let’s not get it twisted. This isn’t completely unheard of. It’s been done before. Muhammad Ali did it. Prince Naseem Hamed did it. Chael Sonnen did it. Floyd Mayweather continues to do it. Talking gets people into the tent. People tune into McGregor’s fights for two conflicting reasons; either they want to see the cocky, brash, Irish dude get his head knocked off his shoulders OR they want to see him triumph with a level of flair and confidence rarely seen in fighting.

There’s entertainment value to his words. There’s also entertainment value to his style of fighting. His managing of distance on the feet, as well as his crisp punching and acrobatic kicks are an enigma. He fights with the mentality that he has to finish his opponent, to the delight of his fans. And what’s amazing about McGregor, is that he usually does. You can’t tie down the reasoning behind McGregor’s meteoric rise in the UFC to one action or event. He’s a multifaceted character that appeals to an entire nation, and provokes dialogue from an entire sport. What’s most interesting about Conor McGregor though, is that he’s just getting started. At 26 years old, he’s ranked number 5 in official UFC Featherweight rankings, and seems to be posturing strongly for a title shot. He’s got everyone talking, including UFC President Dana White, who recently said: “If you go down the list (of UFC Featherweights), every one of those guys has fought Jose Aldo already. Conor hasn’t. So who do you line up next for the champ other than Conor?” He’s become Ireland’s most interesting man in less that 3 years, and continues to grow in popularity. And with whispers of the Aviva Stadium being mentioned as the venue for his next fight, it’s worth paying attention to how the next few months play out.

UFC 164.

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The long awaited rematch and a matchup that should have happened years ago awaits; UFC 164 kicks off on August 31st , live on Pay Per View (UK viewers can watch this on BT Sport).

The Rematch

Benson Henderson will defend his UFC lightweight title for a fourth time against former WEC lightweight champion Anthony “Showtime” Pettis. The pair has fought before, with Pettis winning a close decision. This fight proved a classic, with both competitors having their moments in the fight. What many find most memorable about the fight though, was the “Showtime kick” which was landed by Pettis in the 5th round. I usually try and avoid making bold statements when talking about sports, but the “Showtime kick” was probably the most insane moment in MMA history. I’m expecting fireworks folks, and so should you.

The kick heard around the world

 

The Overdue Fight

Frank Mir and Josh “The Warmaster” Barnett are also set to collide in a matchup that could have easily headlined a UFC event a decade ago. Both competitors are former UFC Heavyweight champions and crafty MMA veterans but have led very different careers.

Barnett seemed untouchable on March 22nd 2002, when he defeated the legendary Randy Couture for the UFC Heavyweight title (via TKO). However, his glory was short lived as he tested positive for banned substances (something he has always vigorously denied). He was stripped of the title and never seen in the UFC again. He went on to fight legends such as Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira, Alexander Emelianenko, Mark Hunt and Mirko Cro Cop in Pride FC, but there was always the question of how he would fair against the UFC’s elite fighters. Barnett’s a fighter that has been ranked in the top ten for the last decade, and isn’t to be taken lightly.

With Frank Mir, his record speaks for itself. He’s the former UFC Heavyweight champion, the only man to submit and knockout Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira and is considered one of the greatest grapplers to ever grace the Octagon (as is Josh Barnett). His last outing was against Daniel Cormier, where he was defeated by decision. However, when dealing with Frank Mir (a guy whose been involved in title matches throughout the entirety of his career), it’d be unwise to think, “The old dog can’t go anymore”.

Josh Barnett vs Frank Mir – Pre-Fight Interviews

UFC 164 is stacked from top to bottom with intriguing matchups and potential wars, so I’m definitely suggesting that you sit in this weekend with a few friends, watch the fights and avoid doing one thing; blinking.

International fans can find out where they can watch the fights by going here:

http://www.ufc.com/event/UFC164#howToWatchModule

UFC on Fox Sports 1.

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As usual, I’m about to burst with excitement! UFC on Fox Sports 1 kicks off on BT Sports 1 (in the UK) on the 17th of August. The main event features Pride legend and former UFC light heavyweight champion Mauricio “Shogun” Rua take on former title contender and the most vocal man in UFC history, Chael “P” Sonnen (the “P” stands for perfection….Apparently).

A few interesting notes about the fighters…

1) Both fighters have made drastic changes to their fight camps in preparation for this fight. Shogun has been training with the legendary Freddie Roach (trainer of boxers such as Manny Pacquaio and Amir Khan). Freddie has been quoted as saying Shogun “doesn’t punch like a girl anymore”. With knockouts over the likes of Chuck Liddell, Lyoto Machida, Allistair Overeem and Brandon Vera (to name a few) it’s quite hard to think of a time when Shogun ever punched like a girl. If he has, in fact, improved his punching power, Chael might be in for a short night. Don’t sell Chael short though. Sonnen has also made preparation changes for this fight, training in Los Angeles (rather than his native Oregon) at Mark Munoz’s “Reign Training Centre”. With training partners such as Mark Munoz, Jake Ellenberger and Uriah Hall to swap leather with on a daily basis, he might well have gained the necessary knowledge, physicality and overall fight game to solve the puzzle that is Shogun.

2) Because this is a main event, the fight will be 5 rounds. Shogun has been criticised about his cardio in the past (see fights against Forrest Griffin, Mark Coleman and Brandon Vera). With Sonnen, his cardio is traditionally one of his strongest assets. He’s one of the hardest workers in the octagon, constantly moving and working for takedowns.

3) They’re both really, really good! Although everyone in the UFC is capable of decimating the majority of life on earth (bears, tigers and sharks not included) these guys have experience on the highest level of the sport. With Shogun, he’s a former UFC champion and Pride Grand Prix champion. These accolades speak for themselves. With Chael, he’s mixed it up with the likes of Anderson Silva (twice), Jon Jones, Nate Martquart, Brian Stann and Michael Bisping. He rarely loses a round, never mind a fight, and dominates his opponents on a terrifyingly frequent basis.

Watch Mauricio Shogun Rua:

Watch Chael Sonnen:

Other fights on the card include Allistair Overeem vs Travis Browne, Uriah Faber vs Yuri Alcantara, Joe Lauzon vs Michael Johnson and a fight Irish fans are eager to see…”The Notorious” Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway. McGregor, coming off his huge knockout win of Marcus Brimage faces Holloway, a crafty 21 year old looking to prove himself on the big stage. McGregor has devastating stand up skills, picking opponents apart with crazy looping uppercuts and unorthodox kicks. He brings excitement to the Featherweight division, and gives Irish fight fans something to cheer about. As an unbiased Irish journalist and “watchdog of the people”, I have this to say in regards to Conor McGregor…GO ON MY SON!

Watch Conor McGregor’s last fight:

International fans can find out where they can watch the fights by going here: http://www.ufc.com/event/ufc-fight-night-shogun-sonnen/watch

Thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoy the fights! 🙂